'Cause they're back.

:D

They're BACK!

:O

It's about time.

Are they coming back? Well, here's to hoping.

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossibile to say which was which."
- George Orwell, Animal Farm

Telephones.

There's just enough time between each ring for you to:
a) wake up from your sleep
b) hope it doesn't continue ringing, and
c) be grateful that the caller seems to have given up

Then it rings again.

Statistically speaking.

58% of statistics are made up.

What I Did This Lunar New Year's Eve.

EDIT: It's not a bull. Look harder.

I'm not dead. No, honestly.

Merry Chinese New Year, everyone, or however it is it's supposed to go.

Have a prosperous one.

getoutgetoutgetout.

Now "Drop It Like It's Hot" is stuck in my head, and I don't even know how it got there.

When a nigga's got an attitude, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot.



What, are you still here?

I'm not updating because..

I don't really have anything to say.

And this doesn't count.

P.S. EPIC FIRST-POST-OF-THE-YEAR!