The only good thing...

about exams is that they end.

Dis kitty.

A Self-Portrait.

This is apparently me.

A stunning likeness!

omg i is taged lulz.

Tagged by Jon.

(Part One)

1.Are you allowed to have a boyfriend/girlfriend or monkey friend?
Only one out of three. Guess which.

2. Describe yourself in one word that rhymes which smuckerooney.
No.

3. Who would you pick to join a bowling competition, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama or your maths teacher?
First I'd get Batman as my maths teacher. Then I'd pick my math teacher.

4. Have you ever flown into someone before but never had the speed to run away?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?

5. Does it feel good to love?
Sure.

6. What do you like to eat?
Meh. Pass.

7. What's the last thing you'll do before you die?
Try not to.

8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to fly away from Walls someone?
..What?

9. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
How loud am I allowed to yell?

10. Are you still a virgin?
Yes.

(Part Two)

1. Best place to die?
I hardly think it would be an issue, as I would be dead before I could appreciate it.

2. Who's the person who stands on top of your heart?
I don't know, but whoever it is had better get the heck off.

3. Tell us your dream last night.
I didn't.

4. Ever hated someone so bad?
Yes. All the time.

5. The biggest and most hurtful lie you heard?
"The Jonas Brothers are really good".

6. The last person you had a beer with?
I'll get back to you when I have a beer.

7. The last person you went to the movies with?
My family.

8. The last person you talked on the cellphone with?
I couldn't be bothered to remember.

9. The last person you hugged?
My mom, probably.

10. The last person who made you cry?
Wouldn't you like to know?

11. In the last week you kissed someone?
Uhm. No.

12. Danced crazy?
Do I look like the type to dance crazy?

13. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
General incompetence.

14. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
To live a life without regrets.

15. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Elsewhere.

16. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Yes. No.

17. Are you old fashioned?
I enjoy Zork.

18. What would be harder for you; To tell someone you love them, that you do not love them back, or chickens tamed by monkeys took over the world.?
The first two are hard. The third one? I'd think of something, I'm sure.

19. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Living.

20. Five facts about me
I enjoy music. Lots.
I exercise. For the fun of it.
I over-use punctuation.
I'm getting tired of this.
I give up.


Five of your favourite TV shows.
The Simpsons
Spongebob
Heroes
Chuck
A fifth one? Ehhh, whatever.

23. Five things I treasure in my life.
Pass.

24. Four "first times in my life".
For the first time in my life, I'm answering questions about "first times in my life".
For (almost) the first time in my life, I'm doing a tag.
For the first time in my life, I'm answering the third "first time in my life".
For the first time in my life, I'm answering the fourth.

25. Seven words and things I always use.
Great.
Uh.
Sure.
What?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.

I tag:
I tag you, Pikachu.

Woah.. bleak.

If kids are our future.. Well, I'm worried. Also, I'm really, really sick of this song.

Ditto, MPH. Ditto.

Today, I noticed that Twilight was placed in the Horror section at MPH.

I always knew MPH was on my side.

Flight of the Conchords. 'Cause they're awesome.

This is a Public Service Announcement.

"Irregardless" is not a word. Stop using it.

"Regardless" and "disregard" are all fine and well, but let's please stop saying "irregardless". Double negatives.

*shudder*